Hi everyone!

Are you interested in a great apartment with two great roommates? Then look no further, friend!

About the Apartment:
-- 3-Bedroom apartment
-- One bedroom available starting September 2024, furnished or unfurnished
-- Good closet space
-- Full kitchen
-- Living/dining room
-- One shared bathroom
-- 8th floor, two elevators
-- Every room equipped with radiator and window A/C unit
-- Washers/Dryers in the basement
-- Verizon Fios 1Gbps Internet connection
-- Building is very pet-friendly
-- Management company is responsive for maintenance, etc.
-- Never had any issues with vermin of any kind
-- Quiet neighborhood
-- North end of the East Village at Avenue C and 16th Street, just a block away from about 1000 bars, restaurants, bodegas, etc.
-- Just a few blocks from the L train, the M8, M9, M14, M15, and M23 buses
-- Large grassy courtyards and recreation areas all around building
-- Around the corner from Trader Joe's and Target!!!
-- 10-15 minute walk to Union Square
-- Farmer's market in the courtyard and at Union Square

Rent for available bedroom will be $1,450 per month. Rent includes utilities and cable/internet.

About This Lister

About Me:
-- 35 year old man
-- Mid-career professional
-- Decent human being
-- Generally quiet and respectful
-- Love going out to eat, drink, dance, and sing
-- (Also love staying in to eat, drink, dance, and sing when warranted)
-- Play a lot of Magic and D&D
-- Never bring the party back home
-- Extroverted, but have learned to dial it down in my adulthood
-- Very laid back
-- Non-smoker
-- Not 420 friendly, not a drug-user

About my Roommate:
-- 36 year old man
-- Mid-career professional
-- Decent human being
-- Generally quiet and respectful
-- Goes to the gym too much
-- Likes video games but refuses to explain to me what Valheim is
-- Unironically says “my guy” a lot
-- Has very strong opinions about music from the 90s
-- Nickname is “Mr. Raspberries.” I didn’t know that until just now while writing this ad. That’s a really weird nickname. I don’t like it.
-- Never brings the party back home
-- Chatty when he’s awake, but he’s in bed every night by 8:30
-- Very laid back
-- Non-smoker
-- Not 420 friendly, not a drug-user

About You:
-- Have a steady job/source of income that does not involve identity theft or murder-for-hire or anything awful like that
-- Decent human being
-- Not a misanthrope
-- Preferably non-smoker
-- Non-drug-user
-- Not secretly a sociopath, white nationalist, men's rights activist, or criminal (see above re being a decent human being)

Shoot me a message with some basic information about yourself like employment, hobbies, living preferences, etc.!